Tell A Stranger At A Bar Your Story Day!
Pick the spot at the bar where it seems like no matter how crowded and rowdy and young it gets all around you, your little section of stools is as solemn as a confessional.
Jill The Sexy Exterminator Day!
When Jill The Sexy Exterminator knocks on your door, you'll be trying to drag a drug dealer's corpse into the bathroom so that you can begin sawing him apart in the tub. "Am I interrupting something?" Jill The Sexy Exterminator will ask coquettishly. Say, "It's not what you think."
Gondola Ride Day!
When a young boy and girl in love solicit you for a ride in your gondola, tell them with a sigh that they are on. When they ask you how much the ride will cost, tell them that today, money cannot buy them a gondola ride.
Give Up Day!
We're all tryin' to climb that wall, aren't we? And sometimes we take on projects that can be a bit challenging.
The Way Mail Carriers Have Sex Day!
Today, after you sign for an express mail package, you'll wander through the living room and spot your twelve-year old daughter leaning on the windowsill, peeking through the glass.
Dance To Nothing Day!
Today, alcohol and nudity will be a big help. Privacy is a plus as well.
Join A Community Crime Watch Program In An Effort To Make Friends Day!
What have you got to lose? If you go to their weekly meeting at least you can say you only spend six nights a week alone in your apartment reading.
