Welcome to Happycrueltyday.com. Now you can find out everything you ever wanted to know about , the book of dark and hilarious new holidays by Bob Powers, in bookstores now. collects the best writing from the first three years of the website, girlsarepretty.com, plus over fifty brand new "days" that have never appeared on the web or anywhere else.
Beginning on January 1, the book features 365 new holidays, each accompanied by a strange, dark and often disgusting humorous short story explaining the day you woke up in and how to celebrate it. These 365 daily doses of delight, perversion, and nonsense include Tell A Stranger At A Bar Your Story Day, Give Up Day, Hire Someone Attractive To Pretend To Love You Day, Hang On To Your Wide-Eyed Innocence Day, Sit in Abject Terror Day, and of course, Cruelty Day.
Raw, ridiculous, and laugh-out-loud funny, this book is a sharp-edged satire on the subtleties, shallowness, and stupidity of daily life.
Now go buy a copy!
