Today you’re going to bump into your mail carrier just as she finishes loading up the boxes in the lobby of your building.
“Hey there,” she says. “Long as I have you for a sec, what’s love?”
“Hang on,” you say.
You open your mailbox and pull out this week’s letters marked return to sender. Six new ones.
“This is love,” you say, letting her hold the unopened letters, each one containing several dozen instances of the words “please” and “forgive.”
“All this time,” the mail carrier says, “I’ve been lugging love around in my sack and I didn’t even know it.”
“Wanna get drunk?” you ask.
You and your mail carrier get drunk and take turns opening people’s mail and reading the letters out loud in high-pitched girly voices. Looks like you have a new friend.
Happy Explain To Your Mail Carrier What Love Is Day!
