You lost a patient today.
“I’m only twelve and a heart stopped beating while it was in my hands.”
Your hospital chief surgeon will tell you that you’ll get used to it.
“Excuse me,” you’ll say. You’ll step into an operating room and grab a scalpel to slit your own throat. The chief surgeon will stop you just in time.
“Why are you doing this?” he’ll ask.
Remind him that you’re only twelve and a heart stopped beating while it was in your hands.
“You’ll get used to it,” your chief surgeon will say.
Try to slash your own throat again. Repeat until they stop making you operate on people just because you’re smart, and they put you in an institution because you’re already so very ruined forever.
Happy You’re A Kid Doctor Day!
