Today’s your first day as a free man after being in jail for two days. The first thing you should do is go back to your hometown to see how things have changed while you were inside. You’ll discover that a parking meter that was broken before you left has been repaired now.
“Guess time doesn’t stop just because a man makes a mistake,” you’ll say out loud to the parking meter.
You’ll also find that Rise of the Planet of the Apes has left the multiplex, having been replaced by The Debt.
“So much is lost!” you’ll sob, falling to your knees, wishing to Christ you could go back in time 48 hours and not get drunk and take a leak on the front window of that Mailboxes Etc. But no matter how loudly you lament, time stubbornly pushes forward.
Happy Rehabilitate Day!
