If you look closely at the photos of your Mom's and Dad's wedding, you can see the dark, monstrous face of someone standing in the background.
"That's Satan," your Mom says.
"Yeah he was there," your Dad says.
You ask them why Satan was at their wedding.
"Your mother summoned him," your Dad says.
"It was before I met your father," your Mom says. "I was just a kid. I gradually grew out of all that but we were still in touch on occasion. When it came time to send out invites, it would have been rude not to invite him."
You say that it kind of looks like there's a dark, angry spirit hovering over their nuptials.
"Yeah. Because Satan was at our wedding," your Dad says. "Hello? You in there?"
"You'll see," your Mom says. "When you get married you'll have to invite people you don't want to invite."
You make a vow right then and there to begin cutting off ties with Steve the Malevolent Angel Whose Arrival Portends The Coming Judgment of Man. He'd bring a date and you know EXACTLY how that would play out.
Happy Pictures From Your Mom's And Dad's Wedding Day!
