Tonight is your 25th high school reunion and you�re going back to your alma mater as a minor celebrity. You�ve built a nationwide supermarket chain that has grown more successful with every year, and you�ve appeared in all of your commercials, tying your face and your name to the chain. When you see your old high school friends tonight, they�ll all be excited to have a drink with the face of their favorite market. So excited that they�ll put quite a few drinks back with you, and by the time you drive off you�ll be plenty drunk and you�ll accidentally hit one of your fellow alums as she makes her way to her car. A quick look around the lot will make you believe no one saw, and in a panic you�ll take off, leaving her to possibly die on the concrete. Unfortunately for you, your old high school will have installed an excellent network of parking lot security cameras in the years since you�ve graduated, and the tape of you mowing down a woman, then peeling away after searching the lot for witnesses will be all over the internet by the end of the week. The face and name of your chain of markets will now always be linked to a grainy video of a woman being run over in a dark parking lot and left for dead. Parents will stop shopping at your market on principal. There�s only one way for you to keep your customers from abandoning your supermarket chain forever, and it�s called TRIPLE COUPON MADNESS!
Happy Your Behavior At Your High School Reunion Could Bring Down Your Supermarket Chain Day!
