Today you are an apple farmer and some super-big pharmaceutical company wants to build over your farmland. They're going to try to convince you to sell with the following argument:
"An apple a day isn't enough anymore, White Witch. People need pills and lozenges. Give us the space to make our medicine, and sickness and disease will be sent packing."
Say, "I never wanted to make people stay sick�"
The pharmaceutical company representative will say, "Then maybe you should yield."
Say, "I just always thought my apples kind of helped the healthy ones to stay healthy."
The pharmaceutical representative will ask if eating one of your apples can cause boners and you'll be so ashamed you'll sign whatever they put in front of you.
Happy Apple Farmer Day!
