Saddest Sandwich Day!
Today you are going to enter the Saddest Sandwich contest, wherein participants compete to see whose sandwich makes the most people feel really sad. You are going to come in second with your PB and DS'sMBC with the crusts cut off (peanut butter and dead son's matchbox car with the crusts cut off). The grand prize will go to Holocaust On Wheat.
Happy Saddest Sandwich Day!