Burn The Santa Hat Day!
Burn it in the sink. Let your eyes go blank as the flames climb higher and higher. Breathe calmly, surely, making it know that despite the growing smoke and ash graying the room away like an eraser on a chalkboard, your ironclad resolve will remain unscathed.
Once the Santa Hat is just some wet black dust, step outside and begin your journey North. It's time to destroy Christmas.
Happy Burn The Santa Hat Day!
