Behind The Picket Fence Day!
Today, when you dare to discover what lurks behind the picket fence, in addition to a disembodied ear covered in ants, you will find the following:
a) a fat kid covered in chocolate holding a sling shot
b) a small dragon
c) an asian gang in its entirety
d) THE TRUTH
e) squirrels
f) raccoons
g) MILFs
h) innocence (not yours)
i) jodhpurs (yours)
j) a guy in a mask with a knife, waiting
k) the baseball mitt your dad gave you, the only thing he gave you before he ran off
l) heartache, nothing but heartache
ANSWER: A, C, and K. And L. Oh, and G. awwww yeah!
Happy Behind The Picket Fence Day!