You Are A Dead Celebrity And Today Is The Anniversary Of The Day That You Died Day!
Here on Earth, people will forward emails around their offices sharing lists of hilarious "Reasons Why Everything Has Been A Little Less Magical Since [YOU] Died During The Mescaline-Fueled Tantrum Of That Boy-Prostitute, Edweena." Included in the list will be, "This season's TV schedule bites it worse than ever!"
Down in hell, where you've been staying since the big day, you're going to be forced to eat your legs. They'll grow back, but their regeneration will be even more painful than when you rip into the flesh of your calf with your teeth.
Happy You Are A Dead Celebrity And Today Is The Anniversary Of The Day That You Died Day!
