Toss A Pumice Stone Through The Window Of Your Undesirable Neighbors' House Day!
Write on the pumice stone in magic marker, "TAKE CARE OF THOSE CALLUSES OR GET OUT."
The lady of the house will read the pumice stone and say, "That's a big pumice stone."
The man of the house will say, "Told you not to wear Tevas to the block party. Those calluses are disgusting."
The lady of the house will say, "How can you not support me at a time like this? When the whole neighborhood is demanding that I mutilate my own body just to fit in with their neatly manicured lawns and culture of hidden alcoholism."
The man of the house will say, "I'm just thinking of the children. They're being teased at school."
The lady of the house will say, "You'll dare accuse me of not considering my children?"
The man of the house will say, "For Christ's sake just get a fucking pedicure. Our house is being vandalized."
They'll divorce.
Happy Toss A Pumice Stone Through The Window Of Your Undesirable Neighbors' House Day!
