The Cooler Containing Your New Liver Is Missing Day!
The guerillas attacked the motorcade and got their hands on the cooler. They know that if the Feds don't come through on your promised liver transplant, you won't provide the coordinates for General Garcia's bunker. They weren't able to down the chopper during your transport to the Chicago hospital (the missile took out one of the city's three most trafficked radio transmitters), and they know they won't be able to get close enough to kill you in your bed. So they had to take away the only leverage the US had for getting you to talk. The promise of a liver transplant and, in effect, twenty years added to your life.
They know you still love mother Nicaragua. But you've always been selfish. They won't put it past you to sacrifice your country in order to get that diseased mass of tissue out of your belly. They're not going to let you have that chance.
The Feds are coming in right now to lie to you. They're going to tell you the liver is on its way, that there was a traffic accident and the motorcade was diverted. They're buying more time. Who knows, they might still come through.
Happy The Cooler Containing Your New Liver Is Missing Day!
