You're So Hot For Your Boss That You're Gonna Set Off The Sprinkler System Day!
Your boss is a 50 year old father of two, married and way hot. You're a 24 year old graduate from the English program of a small northeastern college, and you're way hot too. Your boss thinks so.
But his conscience is keeping him from having an affair with you. He loves his wife and two daughters too much to have an affair with a 24 year old, and that's only making him so much hotter.
It can't wait any longer. Today, you're going to have to push him over the edge. What you should do is you should hop up on your desk and hold a lighter to the fire detector in the ceiling, setting off the sprinkler system. When your boss comes running out of his office, push him back inside.
"But the fire," he'll say.
Tell him, "I set it off. So that we could be alone. So that you could see me with my blouse all wet."
He'll look down at you with your blouse all wet.
"I've been longing for this," he'll say.
"I know," you should say to him. "I'm happy that I can finally give you what you want. And that I can finally get what I've craved ever since the first day I sat down at that desk and shook your hand."
Then take off all of your clothes, then all of his clothes. Then do every single thing you've been dreaming about for the past four and a half months, all packed into the twelve minutes it takes for the fire warden to start searching the floor for stragglers.
Happy You're So Hot For Your Boss That You're Gonna Set Off The Sprinkler System Day!
