Mom's Confession Day!
"I haven't worn underwear in 17 years," she'll say.
"Dad died 17 years ago," you'll say.
"Your father loved underwear," she'll say.
You'll both continue to drink your milkshakes in silence for a few minutes. Then your Mother will say to you:
"Are you wearing any underwear?"
Tell her the truth. She could die of natural causes at any given moment, and you don't want the last thing you ever said to her to have been a lie.
Happy Mom's Confession Day!
