Settle Your Roommate Problems With A Calm Discussion Day!
Sit cross-legged on the couch. Encourage your roommate to sit cross-legged on the comfy chair. Invite your roommate to present the first grievance.
He'll say, "I would appreciate it if you could clean up after yourself in the kitchen with a bit more diligence. I just don't want to attract bugs."
Say, "Fair enough. I would appreciate if you were less assholish. You're such an asshole. Asshole."
Your roommate will tell you that he'll try. Accuse him of lying and then borrow his money.
Happy Settle Your Roommate Problems With A Calm Discussion Day!
