Washed Up Movie Stars Day!
Washed up movie stars just love a strong young man like you who'll help out around the house and maybe help them woo back a former spouse.
"But what do I get out of it?" you ask. Fuck you.
Now go on up to Blanche Desdemona's estate and tell her you're here in reference to the Live-In Fireplace Attendant Wanted ad that you saw on Craigs List. The mantle above the fireplace is crawling with photos of her ex-husband, the Macedonian tycoon Nikolai Vortenskiy. Recognize him to her and the job is yours. By the way, she's an ether addict.
Happy Washed Up Movie Stars Day!
