This Wife Will Change Your Life (For The Slightly Better)! Day!

When you married her, you hoped she might send things on an upswing. And she has, to a degree. You make more money now (1200 dollars more) and you have sex sometimes (twice today). You can't complain.

Or can you? Take a look at the deficits. For example, she got sick last January (THE MUMPS) and you spent lots of hours being concerned when you could have been at peace. And what about the baby? That thing just bleeds money. And then there's the silences that are getting longer and making you wonder whether you made the right decision.

If you're wondering whether you made the right decision, can it really be said that this wife has been a positive addition to your life?

Then again, she does make her own candy.

Happy This Wife Will Change Your Life (For The Slightly Better)! Day!