Look At The Pretty Bird Daddy Day!

Your daughter just saw a pretty bird in the sky. She said, "Look at the pretty bird Daddy!" You looked at it, then you looked down at her and said, "You're right, it's a very pretty bird."

No shit it's pretty. She wasn't asking your fucking opinion. She was trying to alert you to a little fleck of natural beauty soaring through your day. But you had to use it to get all DAD on her and turn it into a fucking lesson. If only she was old enough to say, "Thanks genius. I really needed your input here. By the way, Mom's thinking twice."

Get off your high fucking horse and just love the shit out of your daughter for a little while. If you were here, standing in front of me right now, I'd get up out of my desk chair and punch you in the goddamn mouth. Christ almighty. I'm gonna go take a bath.

Happy Look At The Pretty Bird Daddy Day!