Croydon Station Day!

Like the song says, "Take me to the bench at Croydon Station and finger me blind."

The last Northeast Corridor train stops at 10:42 PM. After that, consider that bench your honeymoon bed, that shelter your five star hotel. Dough, your boyfriend, has weed and his brother's car. But his brother took out the back seat to make room for his amps, so you need someplace to spread out. Just try not to remember when Jonathan, your ex took you there on his birthday. You might start crying, which really gets Dough angry.

Happy Croydon Station Day!