Take A Class In How To Tell The Truth Day!

This is offered at most continuing education centers and some of your more prestigious community colleges. Here's a bit of the syllabus:

9/23: How to say "Yes" when someone asks if you love them and you do. Reading: ch. 6, Aronson.

9/30: How to say "Yes" when someone asks if you want the last piece of french toast and you do. Reading: ch. 8, Aronson.

10/6: How to say "No" when someone asks if you have enough money to buy this boat and you don't. Reading: ch. 3, Aronson.

10/13: How to say "Yes" if you're outside in a rainstorm with someone and that someone asks if it's raining outside. Reading: ch. 10, Aronson.

10/20: How to say "No" if you're dying and someone asks if you're relieved and you're not. Quiz.

The class is usually around $225. Enroll, or we're through.

Happy Take A Class In How To Tell The Truth Day!