I Am The Chief Of Police Day!

Today, if you are in an office, whenever you see someone with a blue tie, the first person who shouts "I am the Chief of Police!" gets to be the Chief of Police and he can walk around and demand that everyone give him a dollar pretending that he's getting a cut of their weekly take and he can also demand a little bit of everyone's cocaine. This will continue until someone jumps up and shouts "I am the wife of the Chief of Police!" and shoots herself because she can't take all the cheating anymore and she can't stop blaming herself for their son's suicide.

Happy I Am The Chief Of Police Day!