Toenail Cookies Day!

Everyone at work loves your chocolate chip cookies. They're the highlight of every potluck lunch and Christmas party. Your colleagues just can't eat enough of them.

So next time an office occasion calls for a batch of your cookies, bake your collection of clipped toenails into them. Just make sure to chop the toenails into such little bits that no one will notice anything more than a bit of an extra crunch. This way, when your coworkers spend the day stuffing their faces and raving to you about how they can't get enough of your cookies, you'll know they've all been eating your fucking toenails all day. And you will feel nice.

Happy Toenail Cookies Day!