God Exists Day!

For today only, there's a God so we don't have to do nothin' because everything's God's fault. It's God's world, we're just fucking it up.

One problem, God can die. And there is an evil genius who's figured out how (you have to hit God with twenty five nuclear missiles at once). The evil genius has got the codes and he's just got to get to 3,000 feet above sea level (is that high?) before his remote launch system can have the range to activate the launch. You have to stop him or God will be killed and all will be lost.

Or if you can at least hold him off until midnight, whereupon we will once again be living an accidental existence never having had a God to believe in, that'll be cool. But as long as God lives, you can't just sit back and let him get blown up. He's God. Lend a hand.

Happy God Exists Day!