Driving Instructor Day!

At the end of today's driving lesson, your overweight aging instructor will give you a business card with the words, "The Optimist's Creed" on the front and a whole bunch of uplifting statements on the back of it. You will not read a word of it, and you will be so bewildered by the whole situation that you'll wish he could have just placed your hand on his crotch instead.

Happy Driving Instructor Day!