Fuck This, You, And Like Five Other Things Day!

First of all, fuck this. And as long as you're still here, fuck you. And as for those five other things, fuck them, but only if you'd run into a burning building to rescue them but leave your cats to die. Fuck them. The things you care about more than your cats I mean, not your cats. Fuck them.*

Happy Fuck This, You, And Like Five Other Things Day! Did I say fuck you already? If not, fuck you.

*Not your cats. Fuck those things that are more valuable than your cats. Fuck those five things.