Girl Falls In Love Day!
On the porn site, deep in the middle of the TGP listings of thumbnail jpeg series and ten second cumshot mpegs, surrounded by an unending litany of links that read like newspaper headlines from the Porntown Daily Herald ("Redhead Sucks Cock Outdoors!" "Three Huge Dudes Split Girl In Two!" "Coed Spooged!"), there is one link that pops off the screen and makes you think your eyes are going bad.
It says, "Girl Falls In Love". The number next to the link (18) indicates if you click on that link, you will find a series of 18 photographs documenting the moment when a girl falls in love. If you don't click, if you don't want to see how a porn site handles love, you're out of your goddamn mind.
Thumbnail number one: A brown-haired girl in her mid-twenties is sitting on a grassy hill on a sunny afternoon. She holds a bottle of water in her hand. Sitting beside her is a brown-haired boy, also in his mid-twenties. The boy also holds a bottle of water. They do not look at each other.
Thumbnail number two: The boy sips from his water. The girl appears not to have moved.
Thumbnail number three: The girl sips from her water, and the boy takes another sip.
Thumbnail number four: Her eyes are closed. The boy stares off, but not blankly. He recognizes something in the distance.
Thumbnail number five: The boy appears to be yelling at whomever he has seen. The girl looks in the same direction, smiling.
Thumbnail number six: A brown-haired man who looks to be in his early thirties is squatting before them, talking to them. All three are smiling.
Thumbnail number seven: The three continue talking, the boy now with his arm around the girl, who sips from her water.
Thumbnail number eight: The three are still together, but no one is speaking. They stare off into the distance of what is probably a field, from whence the friend came. The girl's head rests on the boy's shoulder.
Thumbnail number nine: The friend is gone. The girl's head still rests on the boy's shoulder. His hand is wrapped round her bicep.
Thumbnail number ten: Both sip from their waters. The girl has lifted her head from the shoulder slightly to do this.
Thumbnail number eleven: The boy is talking. The girl keeps her head on his shoulder but trains her eyes on his face. She is smiling. So is he.
Thumbnail number twelve: The girl is talking. The boy is laughing with his mouth wide open.
Thumbnail number thirteen: The boy sips from his water, a smile still on his face. The girl stares up at him, taking him in.
Thumbnail number fourteen: The boy looks down at the girl. She holds her stare, her smile is one of contentment.
Thumbnail number fifteen: The boy stares off into the distance again. The girl continues to stare at him.
Thumbnail number sixteen: The boy tilts his head up, as if he is relishing a breeze. The girl watches him.
Thumbnail number seventeen: The boy looks down at the girl. The girl smiles at him, her face now streaked with globs of semen.
Thumbnail number eighteen: The boy stares off into the distance. The girl continues to watch him, smiling, some of the semen dangling in a stream from her chin about to land on her sweatshirt.
Happy Girl Falls In Love Day! They almost had it, didn't they.