Buy A Chili Dog Day!

For the past seventy three hours there has been an assault rifle trained on your skull. Even while you were taking a bath. Do you believe us?

DO YOU BELIEVE US?

Good. Now you have thirty minutes to buy a chili dog. If you do not buy a chili dog in thirty minutes, the first second of the thirty first minute will be adorned with the sound of a bullet searing into your brain. Be smart. Buy a chili dog.

Happy Buy A Chili Dog Day. Maybe next time you'll mind your business.