Keep Your Mom To Yourself Day!

I have a mom. Take yours home. I appreciate the thought but she's eating everything. Also, I never told you this, but I get freaked out by scars.

No, I won't show you on your mom where the bad man touched me.

I'm glad she brought other dresses but the one she's wearing is just fine. There's no need for her to change.

She's trying to get me to have a staring contest with her again. Make her stop.

Can you just take her back to the bar? My mom's gonna be home any minute and I don't wanna see them start sniffing each other's asses.

Happy Keep Your Mom To Yourself Day!