It's The Girls Are Pretty "Just A Little More Time. Oh Dear God For Just A Little More Time" Sunday And Monday!

If anything, it's getting worse not better. Scroll down for today's. You can read tomorrow's today if you want. I really don't care what happens to you.

Monday, October 21, 2002

A Little Pain In The Eyes Is The Best You Can Hope For Day!

Like someone threw a penny at your face, trying to land it in your open mouth (you were playing along), but nailed you in the right eye. Then tried again and got the left one. Then you opened a bottle of carbonated picante sauce and it sprayed all over the place. Including in your eyes. The resulting stinging, throbbing feeling is about as good as it's gonna get for you today. Someone walked out on you in the middle of the night and you don't even know it yet. Hold onto a pillow.

Sunday, October 20, 2002

Just A Little Further Day!

Feel like the indomitable strength of death itself is holding you back by your ankles but if you don't take another step some children will be tricked into drinking pee? That's because you're weak and very selfish. Just a little further and you'll be back in bed, moaning about how you never get rewarded for giving absolutely nothing back to the world. You're a terrible person.