New Improved Cavity Fighting Formula My Ass Day!

Seven hours with a fucking drill ripping a hole into my incisors showing me why KGB spies couldn't keep a goddamn secret any better than a fuckin' school girl tryin' to gain a little popularity by tellin' the cool girls who her physics lab partner's got a crush on. Thanks a fuck of a lot Colgate. Whatever retard's in charge of your research and development lab, tell him I'd like to fuck his mouth with a dirty steak knife.

Used to be they wouldn't put it on the box less it was for true. That's how it used to be done.

Happy New Improved Cavity Fighting Formula My Ass Day! This country's on the express train straight to hell!