Organize A Workplace Morale Building Whitewater Rafting Trip For You And Your Fellow Toll Booth Attendants Day!
The hard part will be finding rapids nearby, since 9 out of ten of your fellow employees, including yourself, would be in violation of their parole if they left the state. Kind of ironic, working on an interstate highway whilst you yourself are prohibited from interstate travel. Almost like every single car is thumbing its nose at you. "Way to go convict! Look what I can do that you can't!!!" Little do they know that that goat-tee you're not smiling through was once dripping with the blood from the tendon of another man's shoulder clenched between your jaws (but not in a gay way).

They unlocked the cage and put you in a box, what they did. That drawer there got about 700 dollars in it already. What's the plan, convict? Next guy pull up gonna get ripped from his window by the esophagus? Borrow yourself a new Lexus with a "Born To Lose" bumper sticker on the back? Or you maybe wait it out till lunchtime? Sit down at the Grover Cleveland Rest Area Roy Rogers and poke through some Rafting brochures?

Your move convict. Happy Organize A Workplace Morale Building Whitewater Rafting Trip For You And Your Fellow Toll Booth Attendants Day!