Offer Someone You're Into Fifty Bucks To Think About You When He Or She Wakes Up Alone In Bed Tomorrow Morning Day!
Throw in another 25 if he or she will promise to wear a crooked little smile that says, "What the heck am I doing thinking about [you!] lying here damp with the sweat of a night alone in my tiny non-airconditioned bedroom, my legs bent off into different directions and dumb angles and my tee shirt riding halfway up my torso way high up above my belly button and it's connecting strip of pubic hair climbing down into this old ripped up pair of sleeping-alone underwear and first thing in my mind is [you!]? Guess I'm lookin' for trouble."

Oh shit. If you get away with only spending 75 for this, the person you're into is a whore because this shit is worth 500. If he or she says it would be wrong to take money for something he or she does every morning anyway, you'll probably lose all interest because he or she will have presented him or herself as attainable. Happy Offer Someone You're Into Fifty Bucks To Think About You When He Or She Wakes Up Alone In Bed Tomorrow Morning Day!