Just Because You Can't Remember Anything About Last Night, It Doesn't Necessarily Mean That You're An Alcoholic Day!
Perhaps you were molested. Oftentimes, when someone gets fucked by his or her Dad but isn't really into it, the reluctant little tease's brain goes into whitewash mode and attempts to replace the memory of all that sweet sweet lovin' with something far less erotic, usually involving a chicken.

Do you remember anything about your Dad fucking a chicken last night? If so, he was probably fucking you.

Take a look at this excerpt from a therapy session that took place in the 50's:

Hawkeye: And then my Dad said, "I sure love fucking this chicken!" And the chicken said, "I'm not really into it, Dad."

Dr. Sidney: The chicken spoke? And it called your Dad, "Dad?"

Hawkeye: (wailing) Awww God! IT WAS A BABY!

Dr. Sidney: No it wasn't. Your Dad just fucked you but you didn't really dig it is all.

So if you remember your Dad fucking a chicken last night, or if you fucked a chicken (which would mean you fucked one of your kids but you made the first move) you aren't necessarily an alcoholic. But now you might become one because you'll be frightened of that memory about the chicken but you won't know why. So you'll just keep trying to drink your mind blank to avoid ever finding out what's up with the whole chicken fucking shebang. Happy Just Because You Can't Remember Anything About Last Night, It Doesn't Necessarily Mean That You're An Alcoholic Day!