After A Hard Week At Work You Deserve To Go Home And Get Real Drunk And Pregnant Day!
1. Take your shoes off and turn the tv on.
2. Don't just take off your clothes. Frantically shimmy out of them like they're spotted with the blood of the former junior college professor you've just murdered.
3. Open up a bottle of gin and mount something, bouncing up and down until it impregnates you like twice.
4. Cuddle. Meet friends for drinks in celebration of freshly conceived baby.
5. Beddy bye for you two kittens.

Happy After A Hard Week At Work You Deserve To Go Home And Get Real Drunk And Pregnant Day!