Spend All Your Money And Die Day!

Start with brunch. Then go buy like a baby or something. Buy a baby and the legal rights to keep it in the refrigerator (if you spend enough money, you're allowed to do anything you want to a baby. Use your credit card). Then buy a plane and fly it into a mountain. Or buy a porsche and drive it into the ocean (but make sure the person in the passenger seat is wearing a bored expression on his or her face as you fly out into the drink). Or buy the end of the world and use it. Just spend all your money and fucking die. I'm gonna go get breakfast and if I think there's anything else you should spend your money on, I'll update this post later. But don't like stay inside all day or anything.