Tuesday, May 28, 2002
Go To Starbucks, Order A Coffee, Sit Down At A Table Where You Can Be Seen From All Angles, Remove The Shoe And Sock From One Foot And For The Next Three Hours Intermittenly Lift Your Bare Foot Up To Your Nose And Smell Day!
Don't huff it. It's not like you're sweating nitrous oxide. Just calmly drink your coffee, read your book, gaze off with your thoughts, then every five minutes or so let an inquisitive expression cross your face, like "I wonder if my foot still smells like that." Then casually lift your barefoot above your table and give it a whiff. You should then don a facial expression that says "Hmm, interesting." Then you just put your foot down, sip your coffee, and wish your neighbor a happy Go To Starbucks, Order A Coffee, Sit Down At A Table Where You Can Be Seen From All Angles, Remove The Shoe And Sock From One Foot And For The Next Three Hours Intermittenly Lift Your Bare Foot Up To Your Nose And Smell Day!