Everything's fine out here honey, I'm just checking on the mail. That noise? Dunno. Yeah, suppose it did sound like a man's/woman's voice. Probably some car radio or something. Don't you worry about it. Soon as I come back in I'll set the table okay? Funny? No, I don't sound funny.
Sweetheart?
Aw God, honey no! Get back in the house! They're not gonna hurt us as long as I do what they say and we don't call the police. Just get back in the house! GET BACK IN THE FUCKING HOUSE!!!!! (Because today's Get Back In The House! GET BACK IN THE FUCKING HOUSE!!!!!! Day!) AWW GOD!